Banta: Why are you so depressed? Santa: My son has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account!
Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right. Jeeto: I agree! you go first. Santa : Ok, I am wrong. Jeeto: Yes, You are right!
Banta: Why did Sanjay Dutt got jailed and Salman Khan got acquitted? Santa: Because they both wanted it that way. Banta: Don't understand... Santa: Sanjay Dutt wanted to escape his wife from time to time, thus jail and even furloughs. And Salman hired the best because he didn't have a wife from who to escape!
Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'? Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'!