Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours. Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
Santa opened a Mexican restaurant and named it "Behen de Tacos"! In competition, Banta opened a Japanese restaurant next to Santa's and named it 'Terimaki'!
Banta: Why is your wife shouting at you? Santa: Instead of posting her photo on Facebook, by mistake I uploaded it on OLX!
Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb? Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf!
Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased. Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!
Santa: Why did you have to stay after school, Pappu? Pappu: I funked the test. I don't know where Appalachians were. Santa: Well, next time remember where you put things, dear!