Santa: Sorry boss, I can't come to office today, my car has broken down. Boss: What about the bus? Santa: I don't have a bus!
Santa:You know Google is a woman? Banta: Why? Santa: Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions!
Banta: What are you planning to do today? Santa: Nothing. Banta: Isn't that what you did yesterday? Santa: I haven't finished!
Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text. Banta: But why would she do that? Santa: Because she is not talking to me!