Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour. Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again. Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle. Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you. Santa: OK! Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour. Santa: Have you brought the bottle?
Santa and Banta were on a holiday. While on a hillock, Santa to Banta, "Are you coming up?" Banta: What's up there? Santa: The view. Banta: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here. Santa: You are about the worst tourist in the whole world!
Banta: What is your chief worry in life? Santa: Money. Banta: Oh! I don't think you have any. Santa: Yes. That's the worry!
Banta: Have you ever been in a railway accident? Santa: Yes, Once when I was in a train and we went through a tunnel. And I kissed the father instead of the daughter!
Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend? Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!