Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes. Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!
Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!
Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking. Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!
Santa: This mutton is under-cooked. Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking. Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right away!
Santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu, bring this. Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of the restaurant!