Insurance Agent: Now that you are married I suppose you will take out an insurance policy? Santa: Oh, no! I don't think she's going to be dangerous!
Santa: Some people tell me to be myself. Banta: Yeah, it's good for self-esteem. Santa: But I always get in trouble when I do!
Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me. Boss: Really, which 3? Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!
Santa: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace on her birthday and she didn't speak to me for 6 months. Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake? Santa: Nooooo! That was the deal!
Santa used to go daily to a meat shop: Boneless Meat Deo... Kutte Vaaste. Then one day he came - Bones Wala Deo. The butcher asked: Ajj Dog Nu Bones Vi Deoge? Santa: Nahi, Ajj Assi Khaana!