Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much? Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly" before administering the medicine to her!
Santa: The doctor told me to drink alcohol only one day a week. Banta: But you drink everyday... Santa: Yeah. He did not say which day. So I drink every day so as not to miss that day!
Santa: Why does a woman say she's been shopping when she doesn't buy a thing? Jeeto: Why does a man say he's been hunting when he hasn't shot anything?
Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today? Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!
The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel. Santa: Take these 100 rupees. Guard: Thank you, Sir! Santa: "Thank you" baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain?
Santa: I lost my office keys again. Jeeto: It's in your Jeans. Santa: Come on, why do you have to drag my family into this!