Santa while taking a head-bath was applying shampoo even on his shoulders. Jeeto: Why are you applying shampoo on shoulders? Santa: This shampoo is special. It is clearly written on it "Head and Shoulders"!
Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle. Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape? Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!
Santa: Hello! I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg. Jeeto: Who's Preeti?
Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour. Banta: Tell me the bad news first!
Santa: Computers will never replace books. Banta: Why? Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!