Policeman (after the collision): You saw this lady driving toward you. Why didn't you give her the road? Santa: I was going to, as soon as I could discover which half she wanted!
Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim! Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!
Santa: I always give waiters a tip. Banta: That's nice of you. Santa: But somehow, they never seem to appreciate my advice!
Santa: My in-laws gifted me a car on my 10th wedding anniversary. Banta: What model is the car? Santa: It's not a model; it's a horrible example!
Santa was sitting in a park. Banta: What are you doing here? Santa: I am taking a revenge. Banta: From whom? Santa: From Time. It wasted my life. Now I am wasting it!