Santa and Banta met in the street. Banta: Where are you coming from? Santa: The cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law. Banta: Oh, I'm sorry. But what are those scratches on your face? Santa: She put up a heck of a fight!
Santa was taking unreasonably long time in the bathroom. Jeeto shouted, "Did you find the shampoo?" Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!
Santa: Every time the doorbell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner. Banta: Why so? Santa: He's a boxer.
Santa: I clearly had the right of way when this man ran into me, and yet you say I was to blame. Local officer: You certainly were. Santa: Why? Local Officer: Because his father is an MLA, his brother is an SP and I am going around with his sister!
Santa got coaxed and bought an offbeat car brand. He went to the Car salesman and said, "You sold me a car two weeks ago". Salesman: Yes , sir. Santa: Tell me again all you said about it then. I'm getting discouraged!
Santa to a fellow Delhi Metro passenger, "Pardon me, when does Connaught Place station arrive?" Fellow Passenger: Just watch me get off one station after you do. Santa: Thank you!