Banta: What's Marriage? Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense.
Banta: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? Santa: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
In Santa's office, there was a very nasty smell on a very hot day. One of Santa's co-worker couldn't take and remarked, "Obviously someone's deodorant isn't working." Santa in the corner shouted back, "Well, it can't be me because I'm not wearing any."
Santa: I won 2 Gold Medals in my entire life. Pappu: That's commendable! In which field? Santa: One was for my excellent memory and the second one, I don't remember!
Celebrating their silver wedding anniversary, Jeeto turned to Santa and said, "Will you still love me when my hair has gone grey?" Santa: Why not? Haven't I loved you through six other shades?
Santa: I am really having a bad day. Banta: What happened? Santa: I had a fight with Jeeto. I wanted to drown my sorrows so I walked into a bar and asked for a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked exactly like me!