Santa: Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: 6,7 Santa: Wah Mera Beta Toh Bada Hoshiyar Hai, Aur 6,7 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? Pappu: 8,9,10 Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? Pappu: Ghulam, Begum, Baadshah...!
Santa: You will never succeed,in making that dog obey you. Jeeto: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question. Interviewer: Who killed Gandhiji? Santa: Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land?" Santa: 2 KM. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards.
Santa: I nearly got hit by a woman driving a car this morning. Banta: You seem to have had a narrow escape. Santa: Yeah! I luckily I jumped out of the way just in time. Banta: Which road was it? Santa: Phew! Road? I was jogging in the park.