Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding? Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back. Judge: Case dismissed!
Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed. Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!
Santa: I think I may be a talented photographer. Banta: What makes you believe so? Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery!
Santa: I am proud, because my son is in medical college. Banta: Really, what is he studying. Santa: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.