Pappu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Santa: I think so. What is it you want me to write? Pappu: Your name on this report card.
Pappu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Santa: I think so, why? Pappu: I need you to sign my report card.
Santa called his son, "Pappu, if you don't stop playing that trumpet, I think I'll go crazy". . .. ... Pappu replied cheekily, "I think you are already, I stopped playing it half an hour ago!"
Santa: Look at neighbour's daughter, she got top position in her board exams. Pappu: I failed because I kept looking at her!
Santa: If you are good, Pappu, I'll give you this bright new 500 rupee note. Pappu: Haven't you got a dirty old 1000 rupee note?