Once Santa went for skydiving. The instructor told him to open the parachute when he starts recognising the faces of the people standing on the ground. Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"
Banta: Why can't women drive well? Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Santa: Three weeks ago, my wife learnt how to drive. Banta: But my wife told me that she hit a lamppost a couple of days back? Santa: Yes, now she's learning how to aim it!
Dear Sreesanth, My hot neighbour is putting her towel out to dry on her balcony... Is she sending me a signal? Your Confused Fan, Santa
Santa: I and Banta were stuck on an escalator for almost 2 hours due to power failure. Friend: You could have walked down. Santa: Actually we were going up!