Santa: I nearly got hit by a woman driving a car this morning.
Banta: You seem to have had a narrow escape.
Santa: Yeah! I luckily I jumped out of the way just in time.
Banta: Which road was it?
Santa: Phew! Road? I was jogging in the park.
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