santa jokes clean

Santa: What do you want for your birthday?
Jeeto: Give me one ring... thats enough.
Santa: From landline or mobile?

Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?
Santa: Because it's worth it.

Banta: What do women and fire engine have in common?
Santa: When they are around, everybody knows!

Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?
Santa: Then go visit your in-laws!

One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, "How is to be as a husband?"
Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!

Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!