Jeeto: Arranged Marriages Mein Talak Kam Kyun Hote Hain? Santa: Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Tak Na Kar Paaye Wo Talak Kya Khaak Karenge...!!!
After knee surgery Doctor advised Santa, "For a few days you will have to use a walker." Santa: No problem Doctor. Will 'Johnny Walker' be okay?
Santa writes to S.B.I.: "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I just want to know whether it refers to mine or the bank!"
Banta: Why are you so depressed? Santa: My son has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account!
American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language? Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!