Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. Santa: Take My Card. Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.. All Cards are Accepted.
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya… Santa: ye 3 mahine me bachha kaise hogaya? Biwi: Aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua? Santa: 3 mahine Biwi: aur meri shaadi ko? Santa: 3 mahina. Biwi: aur bachha kitne time baad hua? Santa: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye? Santa: ohh terii!vakai 9 mahine ho gaye, time ka pata hi nahi laga
Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha. Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG. Teacher: Aur doosra…. Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. Langda thodi tha woh.
Santa Public toilet me gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.. Bahar baitha Jamadaar bola 20 rupee Santa- Saale Toilet me baitha tha, Cyber Cafe mein nahi..
Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta: Saaleya Pagal Ho Gaya Hai, Agle janam Fir NURSERY toh hi shuru karna payega
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.