Santa took his dad for a routine check-up. Doctor: Your father is very healthy, he did live to be eighty. Santa: But he's eighty. Doctor: See? What did I tell you?
Santa: Every time I have a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye. What should I do, Doctor? Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup!
Santa: This restaurant I went to last night is like a Moon. Banta: Is it so exorbitant? Santa: No, it's cheap. But it has no atmosphere!
Pappu: Papa Mujhe ₹ 100 Do Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo ₹ 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De Pappu: Agar Hisaab Ki Baat Hai Papa Toh Mujhe Har Use Paise Ka Hisaab Chahiye Jo Bachpan Se Aaj Tak Rishtedaaron Ne Mujhe Diye Hain...
Santa: Bhaiya Pyaaz Dena Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, Bag Laaye Ho? Santa: Kyun Tere Paas Polythene Nahin Hai Kya? Sabjiwala: Paise Wale Bag Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu
Santa: Yaar Ye Ladkiyan Pyaar Karte Samay Aankhen Kyun Band Kar Leti Hain? Banta: Ye Aurat Jaat Hum Mardon Ko Kabhi Khush Nahin Dekh Sakti...!