Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman? Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!
Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De. Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya? Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai!
Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters. Banta: Why? Santa: Because they know good plots!
Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ke Headphones Chheen Ne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha. Pilot Hairani Se: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai, Sir? Santa: BC Ticket Hum Le, Aur Gaane Tum Suno, Chal Idhar De.
Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai Jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.