Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you. Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then!
Santa: I've just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car. Banta: I didn't think they accepted things like that for a car. Santa: Well, this case was an exception. The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbour!
Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb? Santa: That's not true. I never said you were deaf!
Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road? Banta: Dunno. Santa: It was escaping from "Kake Da Dhaba"!
Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands. Banta: When you come in at night? Santa: No, when I want to go out!