Santa and Banta went out to dine and ordered 2 drinks. They then took their sandwiches from their lunch boxes and started to eat. Seeing this, the waiter told them, "Sorry, but you can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" Santa and Banta looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, and exchanged their sandwiches.
Santa: After having been married for long, I have realised one thing. Banta: And what exactly is it? Santa: A man who doesn't lie to his wife doesn't care about her feelings!
Santa: I'm the only one in my family who drinks, which is great. Banta: Why is it great? Santa: Because to me, they're all potential liver donors!
Banta: Did you feel the vibrations of the earthquake? Santa: Married men neither feel and nor are affected by vibrations or earthquakes!
Banta: Why is it that almost all serial killers are men. Santa: That's simply because women like to kill only one man slowly and steadily!
Banta: Talking about Africa makes me think of the time... Bored Santa: Good gracious, you're quite right. I had no idea it was so late. Goodbye!