Banta: What's Marriage? Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense.
A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?" Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?"
In Santa's office, there was a very nasty smell on a very hot day. One of Santa's co-worker couldn't take and remarked, "Obviously someone's deodorant isn't working." Santa in the corner shouted back, "Well, it can't be me because I'm not wearing any."
Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside. Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date. Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?
Santa: I stained my shirt due to simple carelessness. I don't know how I'm going to get it out. Banta: What did you spill? Santa: Stain remover.