"I beg your pardon", said Santa while returning to his seat at the end of the interval, "but did I step on your foot when I left?" "Yes, you did." Santa: Oh, good, that means I'm in the right row!
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back. Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Santa accompanied Jeeto to a doctor during her pregnancy and asked the doctor, "My wife is five months pregnant and she's very moody". Doctor: So what's your question?
Santa: My wife is a very careful driver. Banta: How do you conclude that? Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!
A policeman stops Santa, "You may not be aware, sir, that your wife fell off your bike half a mile back". Santa: Thank goodness! I thought I'd gone deaf!
Santa and Banta were having an intellectual discussion about geography. Eventually Banta says to Santa, "What's the correct way of saying it, Iraq or Iran?"