Banta: I wanted an advice from you. Santa: I tell you, we take advice from the eldest person in our village. You should also do the same. Banta: We haven't got one. Santa: Strange! Banta: Really. We did have one but he died three weeks ago!
Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman? Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!
Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!
Santa: My wife was trying on different things yesterday and asked me what would make her new dress look sexier. Banta: So what did you suggest? Santa: I told her to give it to her sister"!