पप्पू: पापा, यह सांता क्लॉज़ (Santa Claus) आदमी ही क्यों होता है? संता: बेटा क्योंकि कोई भी औरत एक ही ड्रैस (Dress) को हर साल नहीं पहन सकती।
Santa: I prefer not to think before I speak. Banta: But why? It is against traditional wisdom. Santa: I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
Santa: My girlfriend just told me that I have a problem with being faithful. Banta: It must be your fault only. Santa: I find it funny. Because my wife never says that.
A kid bought stuff worth Rs 45 from Santa's shop and gave him a 5 rupee note and put '0' (zero) behind 5 and gave it to Santa. On top of it, he asked for the balance Rs 5. Having been outsmarted, Santa took out a 50 rupee note and crossed '0' (zero) with a pen and gave it to the kid and said, "Now we are even"!
Santa to Banta, "Whenever I am a few drinks down, a part of me says, "I can't keep drinking like this!" Banta: What's the big deal. So stop dinking. Santa: Hold on. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk!"
Santa: I nearly got hit by a woman driving a car this morning. Banta: You seem to have had a narrow escape. Santa: Yeah! I luckily I jumped out of the way just in time. Banta: Which road was it? Santa: Phew! Road? I was jogging in the park.