Santa: Hey, bugger! What do you think you're doing? Pappu: I am drinking this whisky. Santa: You know you are too young to drink alcohol. Pappu: But the label on it says "12 years old".
Pappu: Dad, can I have another glass of water? Santa: But I've given you 10 already! Pappu: I know, but my bedroom's still on fire.
Pappu: Dad, tomorrow there's a small parent meeting in the school. You must come. Santa: What do you mean by 'SMALL'? Pappu: Only you, me and the Principal!
Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result? Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news. Santa: Good news first? Pappu: I passed the exams. Santa: And the bad news? Pappu: The good news is wrong!