Santa Aur Pappu Donon Ek Hotal Men Gaee Santa: Water Ek Biar Aur Ek Aisakrim Lao Pappu: Aisakrim Kyon Papa? Aap Bhi Bear Pi Lijiye Na
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Banta: Cardiologist Aur Gabbar Singh Men Kya Samanta Hai? Santa: Dono Yahi Salah Dete Hai Ki Tune Namak Khaya Hai Ab Goli Kha
Bank Manager: Yah Kya Ajib Signechar Hain? Santa: Ye Sine Meri Dadi Ka Hai Sar! Bank Manager: Aisa Kya Ajib Naam Hai Unka?? Santa: Jalebi Bai!