Doctor Ne Patni Ke Muh Men Thermamitter Rakh Kar Kuch Der Muh Band Rakhne Ko Kaha Patni Ko Khamosh Dekh Kar Santa Ne Doctor Se Puch "Doctor Sahab Ye Chij Kitne Ki Aati Hai?"
Jito: Agar Main Kho Gayi To Tum Kya Karoge? Santa: Main Akhbar Men Ishtihaar Dunga Jito: Tum Kitne Achche Ho Kya Likhoge? Santa: Jisko Mile Uski!
Santa: Beta Ye Lo 2000 Rupaye Pappu: Lekin Papa Ye Kis Liye? Santa: Beta Ye Teri Mehnat Ki Kamai Hai Kyonki Jab Se Tune Whatsapp Chalana Shuru Kiya Hai Tab Se Raat Ko Security Guard Nahin Rakhna Pad Raha Hai
Santa Ke Ghar Mehman Aaye Santa: Kya Lenge Chay Ya Kofi? Mehman: Ji Nahin Bahut Garmi Hai Kuch Thanda Hai? Santa: Ha Hai Na Thanda Kapde Utar Ke Farsh Pe Let Jao Bahut Thanda Hai
Banta: Bhai Aapke Vahan Sardi Kaisi Hai? Santa: Bilkul BSNL Jaisi Hai Banta: Matlab? Santa: Ghar Se Bahar Nikalo To Hi Lagti Hai
Banta: Yaar Main Bahut Pareshan Hu Meri Bivi Mujhse 1 Pappi Ka 100 Rupaye Leti Hai Santa: Tu To Kismat Wala Hai Yaar! Dusaron Se 500 Rupaye Leti Hai