Banta: Yaar Tumhara Beta Bahut Bigad Gaya Hai Gandi-Gandi Galiyan Bakta Hai Santa: Abe Nahin Vo To AIB Men Jane Ki Taiyari Kar Raha Hai
Santa Ka Boss: Kal Jab Excident Hua To Tum Kya Nashe Me The? Santa: Nahin Sar Bos: To Shaam Ko 5 Baje Tum Andhe Ho Jate Ho Jo Meri Gadi Thok Ke Mujhe Hi Nahi Pahchana?
Banta: Yaar Santa Ye Jalebi "Fimel" Kyon Hai? Santa: Iske Do Karan Hain Ek To Wo Mithi Hai Aur Dusra Wo Kabhi Sidhi Nahi Ho Sakti
Banta: Yaar Santa Bebas Aur Lachar Hona Kise Kahte Hain? Santa: Jab Tivi Par Tele Shopping Chal Rahi Ho Aur Remot Kho Jaye
Banta: Yaar Santa Mohabbat Shadi Se Pahle Honi Chahiye Ya Shadi Ke Baad? Santa: Shadi Se Pahle Ho Ya Shadi Ke Baad Bas Patni Ko Iski Hawa Bhi Nahi Lagani Chahiye