Pappu: Papa Main Lav Maris Karunga Santa: Ha Tu Lav Maris Hi Kar Lena Kyonki Jaisi Teri Shakl Hai Mujhe Nahin Lagta Main Teri Arenge Marij Karva Paunga
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ke Skool Gaya Santa (Pappu Ki Techer Se): Mera Beta Padhai Men Kaisa Hai? Techer: Bas Ye Samajh Lo Ki Aryabhatt Ne Shunya Ki Khoj Iske Liye Hi Ki Thi Santa: Are Aakhir Beta Kiska Hai!
Santa: Yaar Yah Surendar Hamesha Kadki Men Rahata Hai Iske Paas Kabhi Paise Nahin Hote Banta: Kyon Kya Vo Tumse Paise Mangta Hai? Santa: Nahin Yaar Jab Bhi Main Magta Hu To Mana Kar Deta Hai
Banta: Yaar Shadi Men Jana Hai Kaisa 'Kot' Pahan Ke Jaau Ki Sab Mujhe Hi Dekhen? Santa: Ek Kaam Kar 'Peti'kot' Pahan Ke Chala Ja Fir Sab Tujhe Hi Dekhenge
Ek Baar Santa Ki Tang Ki Haddi Tut Gayi Vo Aspatal Gaya To Vahan Usane Dekha Ki Ek Aadmi Ki Donon Tagon Ki Haddiyan Tuti Hui Thi Use Dekh Santa Bola "Are Aap Ki Kya Do Biviyan Hain"