Santa Tren Men Safar Kar Raha Tha To Tikat Chakkar A Gaya Tikat Chakkar: Tikat Dikhao Santa: Yah Lijiye Tikat Chakkar: Are Yah To Purani Tikat Hai Santa: Aap To Aise Kah Rahe Hain Jaise Tran Aap Abhi-Abhi Shorum Se Leker Aaye Ho
Jyotish: Bachcha Jivan Ke Pahle 40 Saal Bahut Kasht Bhogoge! Santa: Pandit Ji Uske Baad? Jyotish: Aadat Pad Jayegi Sah Loge!
Jito: Suno Ji Bahubali Achchhi Hai Dekh Lo Santa Mobile Chalata Hua Bahar Gailari Men Chala Gaya Jito: Chupchap Andar A Jaao Maine Bahubali Bola Hai Baajuwali Nahi
Jito Pappu Ko Peet Rahi Thi Santa: Kyon Peet Rahi Ho Pappu Ko? Jito: Skool Men Janmashtami Ke Upalaksh Men 'Radha' Vishay Par Nibandh Likhne Ko Kaha Gaya Tha Santa: To Fir? Jito: Kambakht Ne 'Radhe Maa' Par Nibandh Likh Dala
Santa Ne Dhaba Khola Grahak: Meri Chay Men Makkhi Doob Kar Mari Padi Hai Santa: To Kya Karu? Main Dhaba Chalaun Ya Inhe Tairna Sikho
Santa: Yaar Meri Biwi Mayke Gayi Hai Roj Use Fon Karna Padta Hai Banta: Wah Yar Ise Kahte Hain Pyar Santa: Oye Nahi Bolkar Gayi Jis Din Fon Nahi Aaya Vapas A Jaungi