Santa: Teri Biwi Mar Gayi To Tune Apni Sali Se Shadi Kyon Kar Li? Banta: Ab Nayi Saas Ko Jhelne Ki Himmat Mujh Men Nahin Rahi
Doctor(Santa Se): To Aapne Pina Kam Kiya Ya Nahin? Santa: Nahin Bilkul Nahin Doctor: Par Mainne To Tumhen Kaha Tha Ki Tumhen Apani Sharab Ke Bare Men Sochana Padega Santa: Ji Isliye Main Ab Akele Baith Kar Pita Hu Taki Chain Se Soch Saku
Banta: Ye Arrange Marriage Men Talak Kam Kyon Hote Hain? Santa: Yaar Jo Apni Marji Se Shaadi Nahin Kar Saka Vo Sala Talaak Kya Khak Lega
Pappu: Papa Yah Santa Close (Santa Claus) Aadmi Hi Kyon Hota Hai? Santa: Beta Kyonki Koi Bhi Aurat Ek Hi Dras (Dress) Ko Har Saal Nahin Pahan Sakti
Jito: Are Aap Itni Tej Bike Mat Chalao Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Santa: Are Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai To Tu Bhi Meri Tarah Aakhe Band Kar Le