Santa Sharab Pi Kar Bas Men Chad Gaya Banta: Tum Narak Ke Raste Par Ja Rahe Ho Santa(Chillaya): Oye Roko Roko... Bas Roko Mai Galat Bas Men Savar Ho Gaya
Santa: Pappu Tumhare Ganit Me Itne Kam Nambar Kyon Aa? Pappu: Gair Hajiri Ke Karan Santa: Kya Tum Ganit Ki Pariksha Ke Din Gair Hajir The? Pappu: Main Nahi Mere Bagal Me Baithne Wali Ladki Gair Hajir Thi
Banta: Yaar Meri Bivi Bahut Ladti Hai Mujhse Aur Jab Bhi Ladti Hai To Apne Mayke Chali Jaati Hai Santa: Yaar Tu To Bahut Khushkismat Hai Meri Bivi Mujhse Ladti Hai Aur Fauran Apne Mayke Walon Ko Yahan Bula Leti Hai
Banta: Oye Santa Tu Itni Dhup Men Kyon Khada Hai? Santa: Kuchh Nahin Yaar Andar Bahut Pasina A Raha Tha To Socha Dhoop Men Sukha Leta Hu
Santa Banta Se: 20 Salon Men Aaj Pahli Bar Alarm Se Subah Subah Meri Nind Khul Gai Banta: Kyon Kya Tumhen Alarm Sunai Nahin Deta Tha? Santa: Nahin Aaj Subah Mujhe Jagane Ke Liye Meri Bivi Ne Alaarm Ghadi Fenk Kar Sir Par Mari