Santa: Beta Aaj Tumne Kaun Sa Nek Kam Kiya? Pappu: Ek Aadmi Bas Ke Pichhe Daud Raha Tha Maine Uske Pichhe Apna Kutta Chhod Diya Kutte Ke Dar Se Vah Aur Tej Dauda Aur Bas Men Chad Gaya
Santa Ne Banta Se Kaha: Main Amerika Jane Ki Soch Raha Hu Banta : Bahut Badhiya Bhala Kitna Kharch Ho Jaega? Santa: Ek Paisa Bhi Nahin Bhala Sochane Men Paisa Kaha Kharch Hota Hai
Santa: Aaj Kal Jyadatar Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hain Banta: Kyonki Duniya Men Itna Aantakvad Badh Gaya Hai Ki Wo Akele Aane Se Darte Hain
Santa Ko Jab Doctor Behoshi Ka Injection Dene Lage To Vah Bola "Ek Minat Doctor Sahab" Doctor Fauran Ruk Gaya Santa Ne Apni Pocket Se Pers Nikala Yah Dekhkar Doctor Bole "Are Bhai Fees Ki Koi Jaldi Nahin Hai"A Santa: Fees Ki Mujhe Bhi Jaldi Nahin Hai Main To Apne Paise Gin Raha Hu
Shadi Ki Parti Men "De. Je." Ne Pucha: Kab Tak Bajana Hai? Santa: Mehmaan Thoda Talli Ho Jayen Uske Baad To Sab 'Generator' Ki Awaz Par Bhi Naach Lenge
Santa: Yaar Koi Aisa Tarika Bata Jisse Main 100 Saal Tak Jinda Rah Saku ? Banta: Bahut Aasan Hai Tin Din Men Ek Bar Khana Kha Aur Tin-Char Shadiya Kar Le Santa: Kya Isse Main 100 Saal Tak Jinda Rahunga ? Banta: Nahin Par Isse Tu Jaldi Hi 100 Saal Ka Dikhne Jarur Lagega