Techer: Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jise Ham Na Dekh Sakte Hain Na Mahsus Kar Sakte Hain Fir Bhi Uske Bina Rah Nahin Sakte? Banti: Hawa Techer: Bahut Achchhe Pappu: Nahin Techer Iske Alawa Bhi Kuchh Hai Techer: Achchha To Tum Hi Bata Do Vo Kya Hai? Pappu: Wi Fi (Wifi) Techer
Jito (Pappu Se): Ja Beta Apna Kamraa Saaf Kar Le Pappu: Aap Bhi Chalo Mere Sath Jito: Kyon Main Kyon Chalun? Pappu: Aapko Pata Nahin "Swachh Bharat Abhiyan" Chal Raha Hai Aap Meri Foto Khinchana Aur Main Safaai Karunga Jaisa Aajkal Sabhi Neta Kar Rahe Hain
Garlfrend: Mera To Tumhare Bina Ji Nahi Lagta Pappu: Are Pagli Ji Nahin Lagta To 'Star' Aur 'Soni' Laga Kar Dekh Liya Kar Vo Bhi Achchhe Chainal Hain
Jito: Bas Sara Din Is Computer Pe Baithe Rahate Ho Tumhen Koi Aur Kaam Hi Nahin Hai Pappu: Aap Bhi Na Mammi Main Computer Pe Nahin Kursi Pe Baithta Hu
Pappu Skool Khatm Hone Ke Baad Bahar Nikala To... Bhikhari (Pappu Se): Ek Rupaye Ka Sawal Hai Beta Pappu: Vo Pichhe Ganit Ke Master Sahab A Rahe Hain Unhin Se Puch Lo
Pappu: Kal Maine Ek Sher Ke Muh Par Ghunsa Mara Chite Ki Puch Khinch Di Aur Hathi Ko Utha Kar Niche Fenk Diya Banti: Fir Kya Hua? Pappu: Kuchh Nahin Bas Fir Khilane Wale Ne Mujhe Dukan Se Bahar Nikal Diya