Ek Din Santa Pappu Ko Samjha Raha Tha Santa: Beta Mehnat Kiya Kar Mehnat Karne Se Koi Mar Nahin Jata Pappu: Isiliye To Main Mehnat Nahin Karta Papa Asli Maja To Usi Kaam Men Hai Jisme Jaan Ka Khatra Ho
Techer (Pappu Ka Homvark Chek Karte Hue): Mujhe Hairani Ho Rahi Hai Ki Tum Akele Itni Saari Galtiyan Karte Ho? Pappu: Nahin Techer Yah Sab Galtiyan Maine Akele Nahin Ki Hain Mere Pita Ji Ne Bhi Isamen Meri Madad Ki Hai
Techer: Vo Ladki Sab Ladkon Se Hashas Kar Baat Karti Hai Batao Is Vaky Men Ladki Kya Hai? Pappu: Techer Ladki 'Chalu' Hai
Pappu (Doctor Se): Kya Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota Hai? Doctor: Han Hota Hai Pappu: Yaar Aapko Doctor Kisne Bana Diya? Doctor: Kyon Kya Hua? Pappu: Agar Dudh Pine Se Rang Gora Hota To Fir Bhains Ka Bachcha Kala Kyon Hota Hai?
Ek Din Pappu Bike Lekar Nikala To Raste Men Ek Ladki Ja Rahi Thi Pappu (Ladki Se): Kabhi Bike Chalai Hai? Ladki Chupchap Chalti Rahi Pappu (Fir Se): Kabhi Bike Chalai Hai? Ladki Ne Fir Koi Jawab Na Diya Ladki Thodi Aage Gayi To Dekha Ki Pappu Ka Accident Ho Gaya Hai Ladki(Pappu Se): Aur Chala Le Bike Pappu: Kamini Main To Isliye Puch Raha Tha Ki Agar Bike Chalai Hai To Bata De Brak Kaise Lagti Hai
Banti: Yaar Apne Aap Par Sab Se Jyada Garv Kab Mahsus Hota Hai? Pappu: Jab Egjaam Men Kuchh Nahin Aata Aur Pichhe Se Techer Aakar Bolti Hai "Copy Chhupa Lo Piche Wala Dekh Raha Hai" Kasam Se Garv Se Sina Chauda Ho Jata Hai