Pappu: Papa Suraj Dharti Se Kitni Dur Hai? Santa: Mujhe Nahin Pata Pappu: Aap Ki Isi Nasamjhi Ki Saja Mujhe Kal Skool Men Milegi
Banti: Main Zindagi Men Kuch Bada Aur Safsuthara Karna Chahta Hu Pappu: To Tu Ek Hathi Ko Nahla De Vo Bada Bhi Hai Aur Saf Bhi Ho Jayega
Garlfrend (Pappu Se): Tum Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Kyon Hote Ho? Pappu: Kyonki Ham Mekaap Nahin Lagate Isliye
Banti: Kya Koi Card Dekhkar Bhi Bhavishyavani Kar Sakta Hai? Pappu: Han Kar Sakta Hai Banti: Kaun? Pappu: Meri Maa Vo Mera Report Card Dekhte Hi Bata Deti Hain Ki Pitaji Ke Aate Hi Meri Kya Gat Banne Wali Hai
Pappu: Mammi Aaj Skool Men Techer Puch Rahi Thi Ki Mere Aur Kitne Bhaibhan Hain To Maine Kah Diya Ki Main To Apne Mambap Ki Ikalauti Santan Hun Jito: To Techer Ne Kya Kaha? Pappu: Techer Ne Hath Jode Aur Kaha "Shukra Hai Bhagwan Ka"A
Jito: Aaj Ke Test Men Pappu Tumhare Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: Banti Se 20 Nambar Kam Jito: Achchha Banti Ke Kitne Nambar Aaye Hain? Pappu: 20A