Techer: Bus Ke Driver Aur Condctor Ke Beech Kya Fark Hai? Pappu: Condctor Soya To Kisi Ka Tikat Nahin Katega Aur Driver Soya To Sabka Tikat Kat Jayega
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ke Sath Restraan Men Gaya To Garlfrend Ne Kaha "Mujhe Bargar Khana Hai" Pappu Gaya Aur Bargar Le Aaya Garlfrend: Thanks! Pappu: Sirf Thanks! Garlfrend: Achchha Aur Kya Chahiye? Pappu: Chupchap Aadha Bargar De De Nahin To Aak Fod Dunga
Techer: Insaan Wo Hai Jo Dusaron Ke Kam Aaye Pappu: Lekin Techer Pariksha Ke Samay N To Aap Khud Insaan Banati Ho N Dusaron Ko Insaan Banne Deti Ho
Pappu: Yah Dekho Mera Naya Iphone 6 Garlfrend: O Janu Mujhe Bhi Dila Do Pappu: Tum Iphone 6 Rakh Kar Kya Karogi? Karni To Tumne Miss Call Hi Hoti Hai
Pappu Ne Bus Stop Par Khadi Ek Ladki Ko Aak Mari Ladki: Main Aisi Vaisi Ladki Nahin Ho Pappu: Wo To Thik Hai Magar Chek Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai
Pappu: Pyar Ho Jaye Ya Macchar Kat Jaaye Anjaam Ek Hi Hota Hai Banti: Kya? Pappu: Bas Rat Ko Nind Nahin Ati