Pappu (Ek Ladki Se): Tumhara Naam Kya Hai? Ladaki: Kyon Bataun? Main Tumhen Jaanti Tak Nahin Pappu: Mat Batao Main Kaunsa Tumhen Apani Bm Men Bitha Raha Hu Ladaki: Guddi Bi.Com Sekand Ear Samne Wali Gali Men Sidhe Hath Ki Taraf Chauthe Nambar Par Ghar Hai Mera 32/Bi Ghar Men Ek Chhota Bhai Aur Mammipapa Hain Tution Ka Time Sham 6 Se 8A Pappu: Oke Jis Din Bm Kharid Lunga Us Din Jarur Bithaunga
Santa (Pappu Ko Dantate Hue): Tum Nihayat Aalsi Ho Kuch Karna Hi Nahin Chahate Jante Ho Jab Main Tumhari Umra Ka Tha To Ek Stor Men Mainne 500 Rupaye Mahine Ki Naukari Ki Thi Aur Kuch Din Baad Main Us Stor Ka Malik Ban Gaya Tha Pappu: Aajkal Yah Sambhav Nahin Papa Ab To Sab Storon Men Paise Ka Hisab Kitab Rakha Jata Hai Aur Aajkal To Har Stor Men Kaimre Bhi Lage Hue Hain
Pappu: Papa Ek Baat Batani Hai Aapko Santa: Kya? Pappu: Maine Fesbuk Par Ladkiyon Ke Nam Se 10 Jali Id Bana Rakhi Hain Santa: To Mujhe Kyon Bata Raha Hai Nalayak? Pappu: Vo Jise Aap Barbar Frend Recvest Bhej Rahe Hain Vo Meri Hi Jali Id Hai Papa
Techer: "Ramswaroop Bimar Hua Falswarup Mar Gaya" Sab Log Iska Angreji Men Anuvad Karo Pappu: Techer Agar 'Ramswaroop' Bimar Tha To 'Falswop' Kyon Mara? Techer: Murkh Iska Matlab Hai 'Ramswaroop' Bimar Hua 'Parinamasvarup' Mar Gaya Pappu: Lo Ab Koi Tisra Mar Gaya
Banti: Yaar Kya Koi Card Dekhkar Bhi Bhavishyavani Kar Sakta Hai? Pappu: Ha Bilkul Kar Sakta Hai Banti: Kaun? Pappu: Meri Maa Vo Mera Report Card Dekhte Hi Bata Deti Hain Ki Papa Ke Aate Hi Meri Kya Halat Hone Wali Hai
Techer: Ek Bike Pe Kitne Aadmi Baith Sakte Hain? Pappu: 13 Aadmi Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: 1 Chalak Aur 2 Chhakke!