Techer: Agar Man Se Prarthana Karen To Ishwar Har Iccha Puri Karte Hain Pappu: Yah Jhut Hai Sar Techer: Kyon? Pappu: Kyonki Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Kab Ke Dusre Skool Men Chale Gae Hote
Pappu Pariksha Men Techer Se: Sar Aaj Tarikh Kya Hai? Techer: Tarikh Ko Chhodo Pariksha Par Dhyan Do Pappu: Sar Main Chahta Hu Ki Mere Diye Jawabon Men Kuchh To Sahi Ho
Pappu: Chopada Ankal Aap Chemist Hain Na? Chopada Ankal: Ha Beta Par Chemist Nahin Kamist Bolte Hain! Pappu: Achchha! Thanku Kopada Ankal !
Santa (Pappu Se): Beta Agar Tum Chaho To Main Tumhari Pariksha Ki Taiyari Karne Men Madad Kar Sakta Hu Pappu: Nahin Shukriya Papa Aap Mehnat Mat Karen Main Apne Aap Fal Ho Jaunga
Pappu: Log Kahte Hai Ki Ham Apni Galtiyon Se Sikhate Hain Techer: Ha Bilkul Sahi Hai Pappu: Isiliye Main Itani Galtiyan Karta Hu Taki Main Genius Ban Saku
Techer: Ye Batao Ki Sukhe Aur Badh Men Kya Antar Hai? Pappu: Ji Jaminasaman Ka Fark Hai? Techer: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Sukhe Men Pradhan Mantri Kar Se Daura Karte Hain Aur Badh Men Helicopter Se