Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today? Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!
Santa telling Pappu the spelling of 'assassination'. One ass; another ass behind; 'I' am behind it; and behind 'I' is the whole nation!
Pappu: Do you know, Dad, my Sunday school teacher says that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Santa: Why single out Africa?
Santa: This report card should be underwater! Pappu: Because It's so wet? Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!
Santa: Why did you have to stay after school, Pappu? Pappu: I funked the test. I don't know where Appalachians were. Santa: Well, next time remember where you put things, dear!