Teacher: Make a sentence with 'Mohenjo-Daro'. Pappu: Mohan Jo Daaru Tumhare Paas Hai, Usse Akele Mat Pee Jana!
Pappu went to Police Station. Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari? Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi. Inspector: Kab Se? Pappu: Bachpan Se!
Pappu called his teacher at 2 AM. Pappu: Teacher, can you repeat what you taught today in class? Teacher: Wow, was it that interesting? Pappu: No, I just can't fall asleep!
Santa: I won 2 Gold Medals in my entire life. Pappu: That's commendable! In which field? Santa: One was for my excellent memory and the second one, I don't remember!