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Pappu: Papa Mujhe 180CC Pulsar Bike Hi Leni Hai... Santa: Beta Tu 180CC Pulsar Le Ya 350CC Ki Bullet, Picha Tune 100CC Ki Scooty Ka Hi Karna Hai..
Santa: See? Math isn't so bad. Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life? Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!
Pappu खेत में पेट खाली कर रहा था, उसने दो बार हवा छोङी ……….. पुर …… पुर …… एक सुअर और उसका बेटा ये सब देख रहे थे । बेटा -“माँ, मुझे भूख लगी है ….” सुअर – रुक जा बेटा, एक सिटी और लगने दे …………
Pappu Papa se Bola: Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai? Papa: Pata nahi. main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.
Teacher: If u give 100rs to ur frnd but he needs only 50rs, so hw much will he return u? Pappu: Nothing Teacher: U don’t know maths! Pappu: U don’t know my frndz.