Pappu: Papa Aako Mummy Main Kya Accha Laga Jo Aapne Unse Shaadi Kar Li? Santa: Uski Gaal Pe Vo Kaala Til.. Pappu: Kya Baat Hai Papa Itni Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Itni Badi Museebat Mol Le Li...!
Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai? Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!!
Teacher: Agar Tumhari Left Pocket Mein 1000 Rupaye Aur Right Pocket Mein 1500 Rupaye Hain Toh Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Karna Kya Hai, Main Toh Yehi Sochunga Ki Kahin Papa Ki Pant Toh Nahi Daal Li...
Pappu: Papa Mujhe ₹ 100 Do Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo ₹ 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De Pappu: Agar Hisaab Ki Baat Hai Papa Toh Mujhe Har Use Paise Ka Hisaab Chahiye Jo Bachpan Se Aaj Tak Rishtedaaron Ne Mujhe Diye Hain...
Santa to Pappu: Exam Mein Tu Paas Ho Ya Fail, Tujhe Bike Zaroor Dilayenge! Pappu: Oh Thank You Dad! Santa: Pass Hua Toh 'Bullet' College Jaane Ke Liye Aur Agar Fail Hua Toh 'Rajdoot', Doodh Bechne Ke Liye!