Santa: It's earth Hour, switch off all lights! Pappu: Papa, there's no electricity since morning. Santa: Never mind, switch off the buttons. At least, we can take the feeling!
Santa: What's going on at neighbours? Pappu: It's someone's birthday. Santa: Whose? Pappu: Tuyu's! Santa: Tuyu? Pappu: Yes. I heard them distinctly singing in chorus, "Happy Birthday Tuyu!"
Pappu: Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please? Santa: I don't know. No body has ever lived that long yet!