Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late? Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell. Teacher: So? Pappu: Couldn't find it at first, but now I'm here!
Pappu: Hello Dominos, one chicken pizza, and one coke. Dominos Guy: Do you want anything else sir? Pappu: Haan Bhai, Sarkari Naukari Lagwa De!
Pappu: Yesterday I was on a date with a girl and suddenly lights went off. Bunty: Did you use the opportunity? Pappu: Yeah, I drank her cola!
Bunty: Bhai Samosa Khayega? Pappu: Nahi Aaj Mera Upvaas Hai. Bunty: Paise Main Dunga. Pappu: Hari Chutney Zyada Dalwa Lena!