Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain. Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
Teacher: Can you spell 'Caterpillar'? Pappu: How much time I have? Teacher: Why? Pappu: Because I want to wait until it changes into a butterfly. I can spell that!
Teacher: Pappu, your ideas are like diamonds. Pappu: You mean they're so valuable? Teacher: No, I mean they're so rare!
Pappu: Please give me 500 rupees. Jeeto: Money doesn't grow on trees. Pappu: I am fully aware of it. That's why I'm asking you for it!