Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai? Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!!
Teacher: Agar Tumhari Left Pocket Mein 1000 Rupaye Aur Right Pocket Mein 1500 Rupaye Hain Toh Tum Kya Karoge? Pappu: Karna Kya Hai, Main Toh Yehi Sochunga Ki Kahin Papa Ki Pant Toh Nahi Daal Li...
Pappu: Papa Mujhe ₹ 100 Do Santa: Pichle Hafte Jo ₹ 100 Diye The Pehle Uska Hisaab De Pappu: Agar Hisaab Ki Baat Hai Papa Toh Mujhe Har Use Paise Ka Hisaab Chahiye Jo Bachpan Se Aaj Tak Rishtedaaron Ne Mujhe Diye Hain...
School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!
Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have? Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!